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>_Z33-667


Threat Level 1.


Description: Z33-667 also known as The Tale of Lord Deadge the Murderer is a memetic-cognito hazard found as a copypasta on Carroll Cove university forums. The story describes "Lord Deadge", a former student from the university, who became a vengeful entity after a brief encounter with cheerleaders. He sports a large black trench coat, a hoodie tee, and black jeans. He wears thick black eyeliner and red lipstick drawn into a sinister smile, despite being covered by his overly large fringe. The only thing that categorizes him as an anomaly is the ability to manifest in front of those who hear his story within 24 hours, with the intentions of murder. Despite this, he still has the strength and reflexes of an average adolescent boy. He will attempt to intimidate his victim throughout the experience by repeating catch phrases from anime, movies, and internet slang from the early 2010's. That is until, he gets bored, in which he will voluntarily leave you alone.


Surveillance: Monitoring of online message boards, private chat servers, and other means of communication on the internet particularly among the college and high school demographic must be made occasionally. A lookout for a username "Deadge_Lore666" must be found and flagged immediately, if it hasn't already been done so by local moderators for affected spaces. There is no need for external surveillance past Carroll Cove servers as it seems to be isolated within the town and safety concerns are at a minimal as most regard it as spam texts anyway. However, if summoning is successful, a quick way to dispel him is to say the phrase "No you" as he approaches. He will then break down, crying, before scurrying back into the shadows, never to be seen again.


Current Status: The entity himself is somewhat contained as instances of the copypasta in university forums seem to be deleted immediately after posting thanks to automated spam deletion bots on the respective spaces. As of yet there is no current use for this entity in a practical setting.


Notes: The story in question goes as follows:


The Lore of Deadge. The Lord of mURDER and DEATH. No he si not a god but he is just as strong as one. By reading this its too late! He was once but a boy, sporting Mac eyeliner and black acid washed ripped skinny jeans that he got from hot topic which he likes to match with his oversized hoodie tee, that pairs really well with his raven like fringe. The 6 peircings on his lip, nose, tounge, and ears matches his spiked leather wrist cuffs that send fear into those that stare at him.


He loved to hang out at the mall's food court, watching normies as they go by thier npc lives. However, one fateful day, the preps showed up and kicked him out of his territory, especially that BITCH Jennifer. He enacting his revenge by lunging his umbrella katana at them, but he was overpowered cause there were like... 10 of them. And you know cheerleaders are very athletc, so like. They beat him to heck. Thouh deep in his heart, he alredy knew he was dead inside.


Especially after getting rejected by that BITCH Jennifer.


With his final brath, he cursed them. He cursed them all. No one will make fun of him anymore, not even you, YES U. The one reading/listening to this. They say that after you read this story, later tonight or maybe tomorow, you will wake up in the middle of the night and see the shape of a guy with a large black trenchcoat covering his cool hoodie tee in the darkest part of your room. His eyes will glow as his shiny teeth, iluminnate his revlon cherry lipstick that he stole from his mom's purse drawn in the shape of a large smile on his face before he exclaims "GET REKT BRO" He will then lunge at you with his big strng hands and choke you to the sounds of "Crimson Jumper Apparatus" and "The All-Canadian Declined". His fave of all tim.


The only way to stop this is to tell another person his EPIC tale. The Lore of Dreadge the MURDERER. He will not stop murdering until his story reaches that BITCH Jennifer and those fcking preps.


Addendum 1: We have found another way to summon him, which is to say his name 3 times but this has a 50% success rate. We suspect that it may be due to mishearing his own name, enacting similar properties to the phrase “No u”